1. The sex can be...awkward.
2. Third trimester insomnia is no joke.
4. There is no limit to the amount of stupid comments from complete strangers.
5. The hormones can really mess with your mind.
6. Not to mention trying to roll over in the middle of the night.
7. The third trimester is anything but comfortable.
8. Also impossible: tying shoelaces, putting on socks, shaving 'down there'.
9. You may mean well, but STOP ASKING. Trust me, you'll know when she gets here.
10. And finally, GET THIS BABY OUT.